My Wife has been sick for a few days now, and I begged her to go to the Doctor, finally she agreed to go.
Upon arriving we took are seats and waited, they finally called her name, I waited for what seemed like hours! Finally the Dr. came out to give me the news. He looked me in the eye and said: I've narrowed it down to two things, your wife either has AIDS or Alsheimers. I said: my God Doc there is quite a big difference between the two, what do I do? He looked at me calmly and said: Well take her for a ride in the country and kick her out of the car, If she finds her way home, Don't F-ck her! Ha! Ha! It's a joke! What do you think? Should I use it in my act?
2006-08-29 16:11:05 · 5 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From one bass fisher to the other....GOOD ONE!!! You always have good jokes.
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out...."Pa! You
need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse !!"
Ma yells back, "Yes there is! Now git on out there and fix it!"
So...... Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't NUTHIN' wrong with the outhouse!"
Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma says, "Ya HAVE to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix!"
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells
back, "Ma! There ain't a darn thing WRONG with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Alright, take your head out of the hole!"
Pa starts to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, Ma!
Come out here an' help me! My beard's caught in the cracks in the
toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "HURTS, don't it
2006-08-29 16:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's definately a 3 drink joke. After 3 drinks I'd find that very funny! However, I liked buzzbait0u812's rejoiner better.
2006-08-29 23:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL did you make that up? Really good. You should use it . But remember - it's all in the delivery.. Do it Carlos Mencia style
2006-08-30 00:43:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old Pd also told this one. stay away from the old jokes.
2006-08-30 09:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea i liked it....
2006-08-29 23:20:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋