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"My test came back positive"
"I like your brother better"
"Youre just like my mother"

2006-08-29 16:10:53 · 46 answers · asked by High? 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

46 answers

"Lets get this over with"
"I require a cash payment."
"Can my boyfriend watch us?"
"I dont like men anymore."
"You can't f*ck for sh*t!!"
"You c*ck is so tiny."
"You mind if I sleep?"
"This isnt for free anymore"
"Your Dad's c*ck is bigger"

2006-08-29 22:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I Forgot To Pull Out.

2006-08-29 16:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Delete System32 5 · 4 0

Ha! Shortest 6 inches ever!

2006-08-29 16:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Quick there's a game on

2006-08-29 16:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

9 words: my wife is like the mother i never had.

2006-08-29 16:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Hmmmm...I cant think of anything that I would hear...but I have had to hold back what I wanted to say...

Examples:

"Where is the rest of it?"
"That was dull and boring."

2006-08-29 16:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

I think the rubber broke


i'm not on the pill


i tested positive for _______


babe, is it in yet?

2006-08-29 16:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by zether 6 · 2 3

Who's your daddy?!


Never stop wondering why would a man or woman asks about Daddy...when they don't wanna get caught naked by somebody named Daddy.

2006-08-29 16:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Henr 2 · 0 4

"Like it up the butt ?"
"The condom broke again ! Sorry !"
(10 sec in to sex) "I'm gonna ***! OH YEAH!" (he cums)
"Let's get ready to rumbllllllllllle !!!!!!!!!!"

2006-08-29 16:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I want a sex change

2006-08-29 16:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Legandivori 7 · 2 3

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