Given 3 wishes from a genie, what would they be?

Answer 1

I would really have to think long and hard about this but I believe I would wish for great health for all, and secondly for a world full of love as God intended. I cant think of a third but look at this joke and see what this woman got?

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The
frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you
three wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed
to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you
wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"



The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom
women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That
will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be
ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because
what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!


The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd
like a mild heart attack!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them


Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop
here and continue feeling good!


Male readers: Please scroll down.






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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story?

Be careful what you wish for.

Answer 2

1. I would want to take one billion dollars from the richest people in the world and give it to myself, family, friends, the poor, charities, etc...

2. I would want to give good health and happiness to my friends and loved ones (not everyone in the world can be perfectly healthy, otherwise it would be over-populated)

3. I would wish for more wishes....lol jk. I would wish to read minds. That way, I always know what people are thinking. But I would want to have the ability to turn it 'off' too, so I didn't go crazy!!! lol

Answer 3

1. Turn back time to about a couple thousand years ago.
2. Wipe out all forms of religion.
3. Find out what happened to Atlantis (the lost city).

Answer 4

1.) The continuing good health of my children 2.) Financial Security 3.) 3 more wishes :)

Answer 5

1. Universal enlightenment.

2. Universal prosperity

3. A never-ending hot fudge sundae

Answer 6

#1:I wish Ignorant people where born with no mouth, so they can't critisize or judge.

#2:I wish to be accepted by the world.

#3:I wish some people where smarter.

Answer 7

1. Infinite wishes
2. Ability to reverse wishes
3. World peace

Answer 8

I would wish for world peace.
To find true and original, lasting love for myself.
To win a substantial amount of money in the lottery.

Answer 9

First wish is to have all my friends and my family
stay very healthy and happy.

Second wish is to have enough money for my
family and friends and if their is any left maybe
a little for me, just enough to survive for awhile!

And last, I wish me and my boyfriend love and
stay together forever and be very happy and
not get on my nerve. Hee! Hee!

Answer 10

to send The entire Bush family to Iraq without the army and secret service.

that nukes were never invented

and three more wishes