Blonde in NY
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this Transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke.
2006-08-29 15:53:09 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was funny...I'm sharing it with my group.
2006-08-29 16:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2006-08-29 23:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that isn't smart at all.... cos if she is a millionaire, im sure she can park her car inside the garage of her mansion and won't have to pay for a parking fee.... hehehe.. she is still a STUPID BLONDE!
2006-08-29 23:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by bubu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is very old sorry sweetpea it's been told many times by me by other people also with a very rich guy so old sorry â¥
2006-08-29 22:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I asked God:
So why did you make them some cute?
God: So you'd like them.
Then why did you make them the butt of so many dumb blonde jokes?
God: So they'd like you.
2006-08-29 23:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes thats a excellant one!
2006-08-29 22:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by cin_ann_43 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, it's about time!
2006-08-29 23:02:20 · answer #7 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not as funny as the dumb blonde ones though...I give it an 8...very funny :o)
2006-08-30 00:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by bumble bee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...thats funny!
have a good night!
2006-08-29 22:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey great joke - had never heard it
2006-08-29 22:59:36 · answer #10 · answered by worldstiti 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋