Who's your " Daddy "?

Question

Who's yo Daddy!



When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper

thing to do is to find out who the father is and see

why he is not providing support.



The following are all replies that Dallas women have

written on Child Support Agency forms in the section

for listing father's details. Or putting it another way....Who's yo Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from the forms.



Be sure to check out # 11 - it takes the prize and # 3

is runner up.



1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,

child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to

the identity of the father of child B, but I believe

that he was conceived on the same night.



2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.



3. I do not know the name of the father of my little

girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand

Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met

that night. I do remember that the sex was so good

that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the

father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.



4. I don't know the identity of the father of my

daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by

my stiletto heels in one of the door panels. Perhaps

you can contact BMW service stations in this area and

see if he's had it replaced.



5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a

Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and

that he is Christ risen again.



6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he

informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that

would have cataclysmic implications for the economy.

I am torn between doing right by you and right by the

country. Please advise.



7. I do not know who the father of my child was as

all blacks look the same to me.



8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do

catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my

AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same

time.... well I don't have a clue.



9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was

conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the

Magic Kingdom.



10. So much about that night is a blur. The only

thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a

program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have

stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the

party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.



11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my

baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't

be sure which one made you fart.





Yep, you guessed it right. We are all paying taxes to

support these dim bulbs.

Answer 1

these imbeciles should b banned from conceiving and we have to pay for their children

Answer 2

properly, I call human beings "honey" and "sugar" because of the fact i'm from the south. inspite of the undeniable fact that, if I have been chatting with someones husband, i might *attempt* to no longer. If somebody referred to as my husband "toddler", which would be yet another count completely. toddler isn't an appropriate southern term of endearment between adults that don't recognize one yet another.

Answer 3

Pathetic!

Answer 4

OMFG! How embarassing to the entire female race!

Answer 5

its amazing how stupid people can be thank you so much for the laughs they were so funny, keep them coming.

Answer 6

haha interesting lol i never thought this could be possible lol ♥

Answer 7

that's how the government works.
this is so amazing where can i find it?

Answer 8

i dont thank god i live in australia

Answer 9

OMG...dim wits.........can u believe they breed...LOL

Answer 10

Wow, that is something... that is so weird.