You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On
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> you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo
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> a lion running at the same speed as you and the
> Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this
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2006-08-29 15:19:21 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!
2006-08-29 17:08:39 · answer #1 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you replaced Lion with Maiden named Genesee live long and happy life. Good setup, because never before did it intoxicate my ears.
2006-08-29 22:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMM crazy dude godda stop jokein
2006-08-29 22:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...you've got talent. Quit your day job.
P.S. Just jokin' but that was funny fa real - peace!
2006-08-29 22:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by the_ahriginal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I didnt laugh. Dont give up though, it wasnt that bad.
2006-08-29 22:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by High? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.. LOL..never heard that one before.
2006-08-29 22:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by JustWant2B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one i'd never *** up wit that in a million yrs.
2006-08-29 22:58:54 · answer #7 · answered by kentuckyhottchick1969 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thats funny as hell..lol
havea good night!
2006-08-29 22:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
somebody posted it up here as a riddle before. so it's not new.
2006-08-29 22:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by lili 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaorotf GOOD ONE sounds like one of my nights.
2006-08-29 22:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isn't new it's very very old and it's been told many times sorry â¥
2006-08-29 22:29:42 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋