2006-08-29 15:13:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are too slow to catch a guy on a Segway running on Jesus Juice.
2006-08-29 15:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by happyhead7 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hun, read the bible! trust me, im a christian, even though im not perfect. jesus is in heaven with god, because he died for your sins, and everybody else's. if you, and everyone out there believe that, that's when you are close to jesus!! just believe!! and someday you will truly see him in heaven!! GOD LOVES EVERYBODY!!!! just believe he does!! he gave his only son for the entire world!!
2006-08-29 22:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rod C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!....to answer your question: you should Join The "Jerry Springer" Show!.....and stay off religious/spiritual sites spreading "MOCKERY"......ps. if you get started now you may on the "Jerry Springer Show" tommorrow!.......
2006-08-29 22:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really! tell him to come by my house im ready for heaven!
2006-08-29 22:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what medical center did you leave for under doctor's protest?
2006-08-29 23:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by tiger_rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
How many times do we have to tell you? Don't drink the bong water !
2006-08-29 22:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by S.A.M. Gunner 7212 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
De De Du
2006-08-29 22:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Leave Him be - He is way too cool to notice you in any case...
Little worm!
2006-08-29 22:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
let him be
2006-08-29 22:22:10 · answer #9 · answered by Blake 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really
2006-08-29 22:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by St. John Bosco 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋