My neighbor’s Zombie, Werewolf, Beaver, and my Mother-in-law walked into a bar. What happened next?

Answer 1

Well, the werewolf didnt do much, because he was missing his head. The beaver was probably sittin on your wood unless it was being eaten by the zombie, so that just leaves your mother-in-law. She was probably there looking for you cause you didnt come home last night, or maybe because she was locked in your neighbors basement.....
So what happened next? Either way,
you probably ran your a$$ home with a bouque of flowers cause your wife is PI$$ED!

Answer 2

That all depends, on if your Neighbors Zombie, and a werewolf, a Beaver and your mother in law, walked into a bar, or is it Your neighbors Zombie werewolf beaver freaky animal combo and your Mother in law walked into a bar. If it is the first, well then The zombie ate brains, the werewolf ate the rest the beaver ate the bar and the mother in law took everything else. Or if it is the second one, then your Mother in law ordered a shot in a silver glass and killed the freaky animal combo, to put it out of it's misery.

Good luck figuring out the truth. My money is on the vampire burning the whole place down.

Why does you neighbor have a zombie anyway??

Answer 3

They started drinking shots and beers. The alcohol had absolutely no effect on the zombie, and growing bored he wandered over to the end of the bar and started playing a trivia game. The Werewolf was wicked thirsty and put away 22 Coors Lights in an hour, he had four shots of Jaeger and ordered his 23rd beer. That's the Silver Bullet that dropped him to the floor. Your mother-in-law talked the bartender's ear off and the zombie ate it. She became annoyed that the beaver just sat there eating bowl after bowl of Goldfish and sipping daintily from a glass of cider. Let's do something, she growled, and grabbed a Nerf football off the bar. She told the beaver to go long while the zombie covered. The zombie stumbled along as the beaver scurried away. "Hit the beaver", the werewolf yelled from the floor, "she's wide open!"

Answer 4

The owner put a match to it at your encouragement.

Answer 5

Your mother-in-law ducked. Everyone else fell over.

Answer 6

They fell over.
Or at least got a bump on their heads.

Answer 7

You got so drunk you hit on all of them not realizing you knew who they were.

Answer 8

You were right about them being bloody odd! Lol...

Answer 9

You bought them all a round.






















Of lead in their heads! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Answer 10

U WOKE UP....