2006-08-29 14:52:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're looking in the Vampire book. Alls you need is a shotgun, bro.
2006-08-30 04:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe your going about all this wrong......
You need to use the garlic on the beaver, the silver bullet on that dam werewolf and the crucifix on your mother in law... that would free up your time to cut the head off the zombie.
2006-08-29 22:12:52 · answer #2 · answered by froggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you leave the neighbors werewolf, beavers and zombies alone??? You're causing too much unrest in the neighborhood and I can't sleep!
2006-08-29 21:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
zombies? i think you're supposed to dial the number on the back of the worcester sauce bottle.
don't have worcester sauce? slap on a helmut and race to the store.
2006-08-29 22:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by serasotto 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's your cooking mate. It's something about the ingredients. They just love them. Beats a good steak, in their eyes.
2006-08-30 10:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw him into a mile-deep fissure that has boiling hot lava at the bottom.
Trust me it works.
2006-08-29 21:58:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live and let live babe. They have a hard enough time as it is.
2006-08-30 18:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by mousepotato66 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use sulfuric acid. works for me!!
2006-08-29 21:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by xxx4yourfix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up from your nightmare? :]
2006-08-29 21:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋