spread my legs and ring the bell?
My, don't you sound like a sensitive lover. No wonder you aren't getting any action.
2006-08-29 14:52:13
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answered by Anonymous
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you meant without giving money, right? Lie, Lie and lie some more. Pretend that you are somekind of a hotshot from out of town. Go somewhere where the ladies are. Dress up really nice...in a suit or something fancy. Tell them a made up story about how rich and famous you are wherever it is you "come" from. Tell her you are not a local and interested in meeting a local to show you around town. Tell them you are looking to invest in real estate around there and you don't want to ask a realtor because they are business oriented and you want a laymen's point view. If you can rent fancy car or if not use yours and tell its was the only thing you could get on your short time. Spend some money on wine and dine and take them to a hotel. if you can't get a hotel ($ issues) use your house or that of a friends and tell her it belongs to one of your business partners.
you only want to bang her so don't worry about anything afterwards.
just pratice your story and rehearse it well. Play the character for a while before going after the pie.
I don't like lying but what are our choices?
2006-08-29 22:07:14
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answered by plasma71104 4
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The easiet way is to just ask her. Not the end of the world if she says no.(and if you ask a lot of chicks you are bound to run into one with low self esteem who equates sex with love)
Ask around I am sure there is the "neighborhood girl"(sad to say but true)
And date a chick that has a "super" crush on you. I know when I was in highschool I would have done anything for my crush and I mean anything.
I hope these things have helped you.
HOPE YOU SCORE!!!
2006-08-29 21:55:59
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answered by lalala 4
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Sorry, but your lack of charm, class and tact are going to require a lot more than all the money in the world to get some action.
Tip: Stick with your hand or maybe switch to guys, your odds would be much better.
2006-08-29 21:55:30
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answered by Anonymous
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As soon as a woman smells that you are only interested in sex, you are lost, you will be dumped or billed!!!! So forget about it and focus on something different.
There should be an age limit to this site, or at least an IQ limit.
2006-08-29 21:53:37
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answered by avll 2
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Yeah we do have it easier then guys. I don't think you can get a girl to have sex with you in 2 hours. I know that If that ever did happen to me I would really regret it.
2006-08-29 21:54:36
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answered by Female 3
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Now listen carefully.... Hide a baseball bat under the bed... when she turns around to look at all the football pictures you have up, WHAM!!!!
2006-08-29 21:57:46
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answered by dezzykotajamz 1
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What a charmer! say to her "s'pose a f**ks out of the question" she'll either go for it or smack ya down.
2006-08-29 21:56:17
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answered by Anonymous
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put the mother duck in your bed and the chick will follow..
2006-08-29 21:55:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Go downtown
2006-08-29 21:55:11
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answered by cat s 2
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