Don't you sometimes get so mad at Satan, you want to put your size 12 shoe up his rear?

Answer 1

Dear ridiculous rev trask, I do not wear a size 12 shoe.and I do not believe Satan is to blame for anything. Bless your sweet lying soul.

Answer 2

Mine is size 13.

Actually In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.

The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.

Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.

Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.

Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.

Love and blessings
don

Answer 3

My shoe size is 12 1/2!

Answer 4

Now this is a serious answer
Yes, I get angry at Satan.
Satan is all things bad
God is all things good
Whenever something bad happens to you, first you should look at your self and make sure you have a share of the blame, Satan is behind it in some miniscule way he is always trying to turn you from the Lord. Whenever something good happens, you should get on your knees and praise the Lord.

Answer 5

no not really.

i really see Satan as the ultimate scapegoat.

you have never seen an army of satan walking around killing people,,,,,there are plenty of christian armies that have done this in the past...and they just blame all of the evil in the world on satan. i think that the guy is getting a bad rap...

Answer 6

No. It's useless to blame a nonexistent being for the troubles of the world.

Besides, if the story is true, then he's the one who got us out of that boring garden and pushed us out into the world so we could start doing productive work and raising families and getting a little nooky every now and then. So what's to be mad about?

Answer 7

What an odd question. I do remember my son almost getting suspended from school because he was "mad" at the devil and wanted to shoot him. Apparently you aren't allowed to threaten to "shoot" anyone...not even if you are in kindergarten and your target is either the epitome of evil or a total figment of someone's imagination (depending on your viewpoint). Unfortunately, I don't think people choose to get angry at Satan...I think they tend to shake their fist more at God. Interesting when you think about it...(for the record, I only wear a size 8)

Answer 8

Why be mad at the one that gave us knowledge of good and evil? Is your memory so nearsighted that you forget that he helped us escape being god's pets in the garden of Eden? Look how God has slaughtered us like pigs. He asks us to be no more than his sheep. Satan on the other hand gives us knowledge. God kills our first born babies. What kind of god does that. If you read the bible, Satan never killed anyone!!! Sure, he gave Job one heck of a rash, but never killed a single living thing! God on the other hand killed every living animal on the planet except those on a wooden boat. God is the evil one!!!

Answer 9

If, by that, you mean do you get mad at yourself for doing stuff that you know is wrong, well, I just try not to do too much that I know is wrong. But when I make bad choices, I certainly don't blame "satan", it's my own damn fault.

Answer 10

I have a deal with Satan, so dont be theatin my homie. I can cut a deal to spare you eternal torture by slow hellfire roasting if you email me. My terms are very reasonable, I mean, whats a few bucks compared to unjust eternal hellfire punishment.

Remember, its Satan that controls all that, God's hands-off, so you either deal with me, or burn-baby.