2006-08-29 14:18:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear hungry rev, please go get yourself some dinner. You are constantly talking about food and eating. You're beginning to make me nervous. Noooooo, please, don't eat me; I'm a small morsel. Bless your hungry cursed soul.
2006-08-29 16:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because even if he converted to Christianity before eating me, his eating me would show that he really wasn't a Christian after all. If you don't "walk your talk" as a friend of mine used to say, you are no more a Christian than someone who never converted.
2006-08-29 21:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think he's really converted if he's still intending on eating me...a lot of people can fake conversions, ya know.
2006-08-29 21:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by adrift feline 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a truly odd question. I have no idea what I would feel. I guess it would certainly be an interesting way to enter Heaven, huh!?
2006-08-29 21:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Life!
2006-08-29 21:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by BabyJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
........what?!?!?!
what an interesting question. that pretty much just made my day =]
and yes, of course i would be upset if someone ate me, christian or not.
or you could try to like use it on them like...."god will deny you everlasting life if you eat me". *shrugs* worth a try.
2006-08-29 21:25:14 · answer #6 · answered by yep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she or he converted to a truly Godly person then she or he would no eat you.
2006-08-29 21:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Richard15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does he pray before the meal?
2006-08-29 21:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by P Hos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he converts to Catholicism, then I can stab him in the eye with his little necklace!!
2006-08-29 21:21:49 · answer #9 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What!!!There is a cannibal about to eat me?!!! Where is he, i can't see him, oh man now I'm afraid, i will not be sleeping tonight, thanks a bunch!
2006-08-29 21:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by bobatemydog 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋