Last night Jesus comes into my house and punches me in the face!! I got out my spear-gun and shot him in the chest....Was that wrong? He sooo had it coming though....
2006-08-29 13:59:28 · 16 answers · asked by ... 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
did ya finish the bastard off when you had the chance???
2006-08-29 14:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wondering where you are coming from? Why so loosely you speak of Jesus. Even if you didn't believe it at all that he was real, I would still think there would be some fear just in case he did.
2006-08-29 21:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by kelly t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You're going to hell! J/K i don't believe in that stuff. If Jesus had it coming then it wasn't wrong!
2006-08-29 21:06:16 · answer #3 · answered by L♥G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have just ruined the 2nd coming my friend. How does THAT make you feel?!?!?!?!
Now we will have to wait much longer, possible indefinatly.
You wanker. how could you do such an irresponsible thing. The whole world should punish you.
2006-08-29 21:06:33 · answer #4 · answered by CJunk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't take His name in vain. [use His name carelessly or jokingly]. This is one of the 10 Commandments.
2006-08-29 21:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by winkcat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ninny! It was not Jesus...it was Satan and I think maybe he punched you in the head!
2006-08-29 21:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry hes the undead.
2006-08-29 21:04:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did u drink a few too many last night?
respect ur Creator.
2006-08-29 21:06:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're talking about Jesus, God. I don't believe this. And if you is talking about him, that is wrong, very wrong!!!!
2006-08-29 21:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by neisey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not CoolBrad
2006-08-29 21:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bullwinkle Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋