Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone somewhere may be freaking happy!
"The nerve endings," said Gabriel. "How many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two-hundred, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel.
"Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals," inquired Gabriel.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Four-hundred and twenty, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel.
"Of course. We did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman," said The Lord.
"Yes, O Great Lord," said Gabriel.
"No, wait!" said The Lord. "Screw it, give her ten-thousand. I want her to scream out my name."
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2006-08-29 13:58:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
From; Willys Jokes archives! Best jokes anywhere cause I steal everywhere!
2006-08-29 13:58:47 · update #1
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Love it, love it....YEAH!!!!
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You got an ACE here Honey!
YES! OMFG YES! : )
2006-08-30 09:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, also not a question, but an advertisement to your web page. Reported.
2006-08-29 21:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by oklatom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man, that's awesome. I'm gonna be telling that one all day tomorrow.
2006-08-29 21:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... hadn't heard that one before... :)
2006-08-29 21:09:04 · answer #4 · answered by elars1989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u mock God?>??
2006-08-29 21:05:38 · answer #5 · answered by tough_christian_dude 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋