Have ye not read my Q & A page?
Why have my fellow Christians judged so quickly and so harshly?
Surely he have fallen from the love of God.
2006-08-29 13:56:17 · 10 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
IM NOT JESUS
IM NOT JESUS
IM NOT JESUS
IM NOT JESUS
2006-08-29 13:57:30 · update #1
Some Christians don't have a sense of humor, but some do.
I, for one, thinkest ye art quite amusing.
2006-08-29 14:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by ... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As you have stated, you are not Jesus Christ with that I agree. No man can rightfully pretend to be Jesus Christ, because with man there is always the factor of sin. As you also are aware Jesus had no sin. Unless you are Holy Ghost filled as per the requirements of Acts 2:38 it's all pretend anyway.
2006-08-29 21:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assumed that meant that Not Jesus was your Instant Messenger name. No wonder I got no response.
2006-08-30 11:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ-dude...you sound like King Arthur.
2006-08-29 21:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a pagan not a christian but Jesus would have known that
2006-08-29 21:05:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believeth thou nottith
2006-08-29 21:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lyn I 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because thou art a dopeth!
2006-08-29 20:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I've seen it, I thought it was pretty cool you were Jesus...it was like my savoir was really talking to me some how....
2006-08-29 20:59:09 · answer #8 · answered by Starlytefairy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who speaks like you do in today's society?
2006-08-29 21:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
cause your old english grammar sucks
2006-08-29 21:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by 96#308526. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋