I had a great turn out at my last party of the Gods, It was Great, really it was rocking, even with the broken table. Now your invited to my Second party of the gods. I've invited the Muses to sang baby. They sound great. Saturn actually showed out, but not Zeus this time, I don't think they like each other very much, I heard the rumor that he was eating his sons, so the couldn't dethrone him. But it can't be true, its' just a rumor right? Oh well never mind.
Guess who just showed up? Anubis just showed up, he's such a dead beat. Literally. I think I see Athena at the door, I don't think I'm going to let her in, she always preaching her wisdom here and there. Blah, blah I say. She such a female dog. God the Sea is here, Poseidon, he brought some shrimps and crab legs to eat, He's my favorite now, bringing shrimp and crab legs. Cupid just showed up, I hoped he doesn't start a orgy., that would be so not cool. Really. Pan just showed up, the drunken goat god. Yippee. I'm debating calling Mr Cyclops, last time he came he kept his one Eye on me, Made me fell really uncomfortable. I'm seriously not inviting a centaur, I don't want a horse shittin* all over my Mansion.
Freya came, she worst the Cupid, now it really might turn in to a orgy. I invited the Griffins but they think they are to high class.
I invited the Holy Three, but they said they might not come. Probably wont either.
Let my know if you want an Invite
Lycan
2006-08-29 13:31:22 · 6 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm not insulting anyone, If I'm offending you I'm Ever So Sorry. Your forgiveness please. I'm not tring to mock anyone.
2006-08-29 13:37:24 · update #1
i appreciate an invite to your party, the old gods of mythology appear sometimes, please include India gods....the Europe and middle east born need a little in the mix in the party....Christians believe that you must except Jesus Christ as your savior to have an everlasting life....they have not seen the old gods....Old Night is coming...predicted in the book of Revelations, Koran and east religions do you put your faith in a prophet or a god....
2006-08-29 13:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
looking for something? perhaps an opportunity to know the Lord?
most people who mock God, do so because they are trying to get His attention. if there is anything that you need, you can just ask. you need not be insulting to those of us, who believe in a religion....any religion.
-eagle
2006-08-29 20:35:25 · answer #2 · answered by eaglemyrick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2006-08-29 22:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by sassy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an atheist... and I think your question IS stupid and a lame attempt to be insulting.
Get a life.
2006-08-29 20:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so whats your point?
2006-08-29 20:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus_Loves 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
soundslikepoopysmoochingtome
2006-08-29 20:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by foulweathercatcherman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋