if So , how good would the J man be
2006-08-29 13:09:45 · 8 answers · asked by CJunk 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ya he can.. i mean hes jesus cant he do nething he wants? acording to the christians?
2006-08-29 13:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about Beat Box, but one time Jesus went golfing with Moses and St Peter.
Moses teed off, he's a pretty good golfer (all those centuries of practice) put it about 280 yards, a little left in the fairway. St Peter tees up, his day job keeps him pretty busy, he hooked it into the trees and let out a stream of blessed this and praise be to that's.
Jesus steps up, brand new driver he's never swung before, takes a might swing and it snap-hooks way out of bounds it's about to land in the sea when a large turtle surfaces, the ball bounces off the shell, back into the trees where a squirrel picks it up in his mouth and runs up to the top of a tree where an eagle swoops down and gets him and flies off. Squirrel is squealing, lets go of the ball just as they fly over the green and it rolls into the hole. plunk.
St Peter looks as Jesus and says "are we gonna play golf or are you gonna screw around all day?"
2006-08-29 13:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus can beat box underwater while drinking a soda.....nuff sed
2006-08-29 13:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would sound paranormal aka above normal he would be the best beat boxer because his supernatural powers he would be able just open his mouth and music would come out
2006-08-29 13:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus can beat any thing
2006-08-29 13:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jazzy305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont make fun of the lord he has done everything for you and all you can do is blaspheme him it is not my place to judge but please dont blaspheme the lord is coming soon repent and thou shalt be saved may the lord bless you throughout all your days i wil be praying for you
2006-08-29 13:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well i know for sure GOD could but i dont belive in jeus so i dont really know.
2006-08-29 13:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahha,,,,,...... Can you beatbox and still be pious?
2006-08-29 13:15:34 · answer #8 · answered by teddybar67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋