up your bottom?
2006-08-29 12:28:45 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i would put one up ur fanny
2006-08-29 13:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by robert m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The problem is if its an open bottle then your **** would make a vacuum and so you wouldnt be able to pull it out unless it went bottom first (no pun in tended) and that gotta be one big old hole you've got there!
2006-08-29 18:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a famous case in Australian law about this. - R v Coleman (1990) 19 NSWLR 467 is the reference. Mr Coleman and his flatmate consumed a large number of beers. Mr Coleman's flatmate then staggered off to bed where he fell asleep in a prone position. Mr Coleman then decided this would be a good time to show his affection and respect for his flatmate. He crept into the bedroom, pulled down the flatmate's pants and attempted to insert a stubby of beer into his anus - without removing the screw cap! (It wasn't heineken though). He was convicted of sexual assault (this is what rape is legally known as in NSW).
My advice in a nutshell - drink the beer then have normal sex and don't be such an idiot.
2006-08-29 13:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by TC 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-03-27 00:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A real answer; Do not put anything glass in your ***. It can accidently brake and that would be a very embarassing trip to the emergency room.
However there is nothing wrong with anal play. Use a lot of lube and go buy a dildo, vibrator, etc... be safe, clean and go slow and you just might enjoy yourself.
2006-08-29 12:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nope, not Budweiser, revolting stuff!
2006-08-29 22:11:00 · answer #6 · answered by willw8andc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if i couldn't find a bottle opener, nothing would keep me away from that cold frosty bud, hmmmm
A wonder would dial-a-drink deliver at this time!
2006-08-29 13:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by paddy a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny. No I wouldn't my luck the butt would clench and smash the stupid bottle. lol Also put in the wrong way it could create a vacuum.
2006-08-29 14:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by i.needitall 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes to get the top off the bottle. i dont get called human bottle opener for nothing. HELL NO i was kidding nothing enters my peachy botty only exits get my drift?
2006-08-29 20:55:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It can stretch and tear your tissue. You NEED your bottom in good health for a lot of reasons.
2006-08-29 12:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you already spent too much time even writing this question about this meaningless subject. And not only are we now all dumber for having read it, but we’ve lost yet another few precious seconds of life reading this pathetic nonsensical dogcrap.
2006-08-29 12:31:25 · answer #11 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋