In christian heaven, there is constant piped-in music of either Pat Boone or organ music. The place has a musty, floral smell like church. It is very dull there. In agnostic heaven, everyone drives a Mercedes, and has a Swedish mistress. Lobster tails are on the breakfast menu at McDonald's.
2006-08-29 12:20:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dreaming is free, isn't it, and I say no to the Pat Boone. :)
2006-08-29 12:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Denise W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's obvious you've never been to the only Heaven that exists: that of God's making. And unless you get over your own silly self and look for some truth, you won't ever see it!
2006-08-29 12:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Personally, I don't believe in all these s.h.it, But
For heaven, try Moslem heaven
Virgins 2 serve u!!!! No wonder fundamentalists kill themselves in terrorist attacks. They need Virgins(which may be really scarce in their part of world)
2006-08-29 17:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nothing, Moslem heaven gives you 72 virgins. All you have to do is kill some infadels. Two problems: 1) God didn't put us here to kill. 2) God didn't make anyone that stupid - they chose it for themself.
2006-08-29 12:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by moondogy 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If it's agnostic heaven, then I guess there's no way we can know one way or another, right?
2006-08-29 12:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by Sass B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You think that's good, check out Pastafarian/Agnostic heaven, damn, I can't wait till I die
2006-08-29 12:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by valkyrie hero 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't want a Swedish mistress. Can I have a Norse gigolo? =)
2006-08-29 12:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Kaj si be makedonce
2006-08-29 13:18:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heavens all the same,You will be there but probably on a lower level.lol
2006-08-29 12:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by mustang 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
How would you know you have never been to heaven. Jesus rules!
2006-08-29 12:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by I love Jesus! 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋