Where do all the missing socks go?

Question

I find one of each sock when I fold clothes. Sometimes I never find that other sock?

Answer 1

The sock god!The sock god takes approx.2.4 billion socks yearly,1 single sock at a time.When the sock gods stock pile gets too large for its storage unit,a few odd socks will be left in places like under refrigerators.When capacity is at its peak,The sock god rototills the single socks into tiny cotton,fiber and it is showered back to our homes as "LINT"The dirt from dirty socks,falls to Earth as dust!So know we all know who to blame!

Answer 2

Sock Heaven!!

Answer 3

I have asked myself that question for years. I think there must be a sock monster that gone around to everyone house collecting one sock and flying back to the moon.

Answer 4

You could try looking for your missing socks on the site below..or post a missing sock ad.

Answer 5

There is some kind of parallel universe worm hole in both the washer and dryer. It has to do with the shape of the sock. Somehow it fits perfectly in that worm hole. That plus either the water or heat temperature forces them into the parallel universe. There must be billions of them there. At least a million of them are mine!! lol !!!!

Answer 6

The sock eater gets them

Answer 7

According to the short story "It Must Be Someplace," there is a mountain of lost socks in Someplace,the land where all misplaced things go.

Answer 8

I think the sock monster comes out and eats them.

Answer 9

They go to the sock hop.

Answer 10

They go to sock heaven !