how can i fake an orgasm??

Question

i really need to know

wow people on here sure know how to answer my question
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not.

Answer 1

THE BEST WAY TO FAKE IT IS TO SCREEM REALLY LOUD AND GRAB SOMETHING LIKE A PHONE AND THROW IT WHILE YOUR DOIN IT... THEN GET ON ALL FOURS AND GRAWL LIKE A LION...AND THEN SAY IM DONE!

Answer 2

Yummy, a month ago you said you were 14, then you asked what people thought about 15 year olds having sex, you said you had sex, now you want to make it more exciting for him, but you also want to fake an orgasm. Apparently you're willing to ask a lot of questions, but not really listen seriously to the answers.

I have a daughter your age. We've talked a lot about God's plan for sex: between a married man and woman it's a beautiful expression of love, and can be a lot of fun too. Otherwise, it's cheap and a great way to get an STD, get pregnant, lose your self-respect, get a bad reputation, and lose a little (or big) part of your emotional self with each guy you f**k and then split up. After awhile you are emotionally damaged goods.

And you're going to do all that so you can fake an orgasm? I know this is hard and may sound either puritan or extreme or both, but PLEASE strongly consider putting a bad decision behind you and recommit yourself to saving sex for the one man that you marry. Maybe you won't last until then, but at 18 or 20 or 22 you're going to have a more mature outlook on sex than you can possibly have now. Half the responses that people give you about sex result in your asking "what did that mean?"

I mean, jeez, look at your own questions a month before you had sex: all you were interested in was fashion and girl stuff. Keep it that way, enjoy being a kid, hang with the girls and work on you dating skills, but leave the sex alone for awhile. At your age, it doesn't attract the guy you're going to marry, it just attracts the guys who hav e heard you're an easy lay. And they will hear that pretty quick if you keep it up, because guys talk.

Answer 3

That is the easiest thing in the world!! Besides, honestly when it comes to that moment your partner won't be thinking about you.

Sure, most men will be trying to please their woman, but I'm talking about during the orgasm. He won't notice what you are doing.

Just make some noise, squirm around, and seem into whatever he is doing. Oh, most important... when you do figure out how to have an orgasm you will be really sensitive after and won't want to be touched, so work that into your performance.

Answer 4

Rent When Harry Met Sally: http://www.answers.com/topic/fake-orgasm

Answer 5

Why would you want to? Why not experience the real thing instead of pretending you are? If he's intune with both of your bodies, he'll know you're faking. He will be able to feel it/not feel it.
Why not show him how to give you one?

If you absolutely insist on knowing, watch When Harry Met Sally. Skip to the restaurant scene and you'll get it. He'll still know you're faking if he really knows about orgasms.

Answer 6

Don't fake it that's silly and not satisfying for you. Tell him what you want, not bossy, just use a sexy voice. It will most likely turn him on even more, then you will both get something out of it.

Answer 7

Yummy-

Why don't you start by asking yourself why you're dating someone who forces you to fake an orgasm. If you're yummy as you say, you should be getting what you need everytime.

Answer 8

You shouldn't fake them

Answer 9

try squeezin ur pc muscles together a few times and make noise lol!

Answer 10

You won't need to fake it if your with me.......you'll surely have multiples !!!!!