an 80 old man married a 20 yr old girl..
first time alone..
the old man kissed her then show her all 10 fingers.
the girl: Oh! ten times!!
he said "NO! choose one!
2006-08-29 11:23:51 · 5 answers · asked by melody , 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good!! Here is another :
MARRIAGE FUNNIES
--You have two chioces in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
--Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. (LOL)
--A little boy asked his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied: "I don't know son, I'm still paying." (LOL)
--"My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends." (GRR)
--1st guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" 2nd guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (LOL)
I hope you enjoy my jokes, lol. BYE
2006-08-29 11:38:07 · answer #1 · answered by DarthPuluca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was too old to get it up so was giving her a choice of a finger to use on her?
2006-08-29 18:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
wawza!bol!
2006-08-29 18:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o okay. ha ha
2006-08-29 18:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.
2006-08-29 18:54:13 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋