i am single
2006-08-29 11:22:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Lol. Find and trap a man? I really think it'd just be useless to try and talk you out of this approach. I will atleast say I think you've got things all wrong...
2006-08-29 11:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Olivia B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can trap any man, but the finding part you are definitely going to have to do on your own. The first way to "trap" of course is to have his kid. But on a less serious and more romantic note, find out what he likes and do whatever that is with him. Then go home and if you're up for it, do it (yes, IT!). And then right afterwards give him the remote to the T.V. He will be there forever.
2006-08-29 18:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by ginkerba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stock the fridge full of beer and hook up a nintendo with the latest, then place an ad in the local paper. If he gets into the game you'll never get rid of him. Though once you tire of wiping pee off the toilet seat, puttijng up with flatulence and the food bills, kicking him out will be a hassle.
After all that maybe you'll think more about finding a partner instead of some random male. Change your attitude.
2006-08-29 18:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by Roadpizza 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the nearest bar and offer sex to the first man you meet. Tie him to the bed and have your wicked way with him. Promise to untie him when he says he will marry you and give you all his money! LOL
2006-08-29 18:30:36 · answer #4 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beaver Trap
Bait with a home-cooked meal.
2006-08-29 18:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him sex and get pregnant. It's been done that way for hundreds of years.
2006-08-29 18:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn a box upside down...prop up one side with a stick...get pregnant
2006-08-29 18:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by johnnydean86 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a dart gun and shoot him!
2006-08-29 18:26:11 · answer #8 · answered by zombiepirate_13 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋