Do you think my rock is a sign from Jesus that I should repent and help homeless people by giving them Bibles and soup?
2006-08-29 11:21:46 · 21 answers · asked by angrysandwichguy1 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The homeless people might like the soup, but I don't know what they would do with bibles.
2006-08-29 11:27:50 · answer #1 · answered by Penelope's Mom 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I doubt that you pet rock is a sign from Jesus but your smart alleckness is a sign that you may need some help in finding your way. You can repent all you want and serve soup to the needy and still that would not be enough. Your knowledge is limitted where the Bible and God is concerned. If you really would like to know the trueth about God contact any KIngdom Hall in the yellow pages and there will be someone there to help you come to acuate Bible knowledge.
2006-08-29 18:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***Could my pet rock be a sign from Jesus?
Do you think my rock is a sign from Jesus that I should repent and help homeless people by giving them Bibles and soup?***
Probably, i don't know, test it.
If your rock can do as it says below you
really have something.If not it's probably
just a rock.
Exodus 17:6
Behold, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out of it, that the people may drink.
Have a blessed day.
2006-08-29 18:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If looking at your pet rock reminds you that Jesus is the Rock of Salvation and this in turn reminds you of his command to preach the Gospel to the ends of the earth and to feed the hungry, then I would say, yes, your pet rock is leading you to Jesus. But, I really think you are being facetious and shame on you. I will pray that you are sincere.
2006-08-29 18:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by Robert L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you did give people bibles and soup you would be doing a lot more than you are now, does your rock talk to you?
2006-08-29 18:24:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it straight up into the air and let it thump you on the noggin. When you wake up to the reality that it was a rock that hit you and not God then the answer will be clear.
2006-08-29 18:24:55 · answer #6 · answered by Rance D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How god damn stupid are you? The rock is a sign from Jesus telling you to jump off a god damn bridge. We will try and get by without you, it will be tough.
2006-08-29 18:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by oldmanbuford 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not tempt the Lord you fool. He does not joke. Do not join a cult like the JW's their is deffinetly a path to destruction.
2006-08-29 18:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by David R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Do exactly what the rock says to do.
2006-08-29 18:27:03 · answer #9 · answered by I want my *old* MTV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes sounds like an very sensible idea just listen to the rock and do nothing else
2006-08-29 18:24:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋