can be anything
2006-08-29 11:09:11 · 4 answers · asked by sarah j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three guys are lost in the woods and are caught by cannibals. The cannibals tell them each to go into the forest and pick 10 pieces of fruit. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The cannnibals tell him to put them up his butt without any facial expression or the kill him. He gets to two apples and then screams in pain. He dies and goes to heaven. The next guy ocmes back with cherries and they tell him to put them up his butt without any facial expression or the kill him. He gets to 9 then laughs and dies then goes to heaven. In heaven the first guy askes why did he laugh. The second guys says he saw thenext guy coming with pineapples.
2006-08-30 05:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by Paradox3883 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Engineer dies and goes to heaven,
when he arrives at the gates he
is told there was a mixup
and he was supposed to go to hell.
So he gets in the elevator
and is instantly transported to hell.
After a few days the engineer
decides hell needs soom fixing
up so he
installs some faucets with cold icewater,
a swimming pool, and best
of all AIR CONDITIONING!
A week later the Devil receives a phone call from god,
God tells him
there has been a mistake,
the engineer was supposed to be in heaven.
The Devil grins and says,
"Well its too late, we have him and we are
going to keep him."
God thinks for a minute and replies, " I'll sue!"
The devil respones with a loud burst of laugher,
"ahhhHA HA,
youwhowho, HEEHEEHEE!
Where are YOU going to get the lawyers!"
2006-08-29 18:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"is there a problem,Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.Congatulations.
"What do you think you're goin to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well i guess i'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,"Oh don't pay attention to him-he's a smartass when he's drunk ans stoned."
The guy from the back seat said,"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!"
At that a moment,there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet??"
2006-08-29 18:23:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-My Dog has no nose.
-Really? Then, how does it smell?
-Awful.
2006-08-29 18:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by ESKORBUTIN 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋