who else enjoys blowing farts?

Question

do you have a pet name for farts
like bean bomb,but belch,or ripper

Answer 1

LMBO

Once my twin sister and I had a farting war.. we went to Wal-Mart and bought every kind of bean.. made beans for DAYS in a row!!!!

Even egg salad sandwich farts are nasty as hell!!!! LOL

When I get gas.. I'm PROUD!!!!! LOUD AND PROUD!!!!

Onions .. dude.. those are toxic!

When my sister gets gas I call her GUH-BEANO!!!!!

Answer 2

I blame them on the Barking African Spiders hiding in the corner. Or I say that the Toothless One has spoken. I tell my wife, "It's talking to ya!" Or I tell my son "Here's a kiss for ya!" George Carlin said that there are several types of farts: the SBD (silent but deadly), the snort, and, from highest sound frequency to lowest, the Fizzfazz, the Ripsh1t, the Teara$$, and the ones that go WHOOOM!

My wife really enjoys smelling them. That's why I do it a lot when she down wind from me from the fan.

Pass on!!

Answer 3

Oh how I miss that. At my age I would ...hit my pants!....Blow by. Just a ....urd whistling for the right of way.

Answer 4

I just say

"It's the cry of a lonely turd honking for the right-of-way"

Answer 5

i like blowing farts... in someones face.

Answer 6

I like to bust a-ss now and again. Flarp.

LMAO, what the hell kind of question is that....besides freaking funny.

Answer 7

I don't. I hate farts!

Answer 8

its just not cool ok

Answer 9

no1

Answer 10

if i'm alone>>> why not.