2006-08-29 10:56:19 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can trade in a car after five years.
God, I hope my wife doesn't see this...
2006-08-29 11:00:02 · answer #1 · answered by bc_munkee 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
With a car, the more expensive, the better the ride. With a woman, the ride is pretty much all the same, no matter how much you spend, with a few exceptions.
Or
With a car, the more love you show it, the better it treats you, with a woman, the more love you show her, the worse she treats you.
Or
With a car, you end up with two rides, the car and a woman.
With a woman you end up with no ride, cos she's gonna take your car, as well as your house and kids...
I could go on you know?
2006-08-29 11:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by monotol 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman would gain 70 pounds in 15 years but the car would weigh the same......huh?
2006-08-29 11:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good car is cheeper to run than a good woman.
You can always trade in your car for the new model.
Most women look like the back end of a bus, cars ...
2006-08-29 11:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invest money and time in a car, and chances are very good it will still be worth less over time.
Invest money and time in a woman, and chances are very good she'll be worth more over time.
And by the way, this question would be exceedingly worrisome if you were either a gynecologist or an auto mechanic.
2006-08-29 11:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't marry a car, or drive to Vegas in a woman.
2006-08-29 11:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by Crabboy4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're both a constant source of worry and expense, only difference is, the car doesn't argue
2006-08-29 11:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by Mike S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A car has breaks
2006-08-29 11:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1973052.html?menu=news.quirkies
Woman lets dog drive car
A Chinese woman has been involved in a car crash - because she let her dog drive.
The accident happened in the city of Hohhot, capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, Xinhua news agency reported.
The woman, named only as Li, decided to let her dog drive when she noticed how he was of crouching on the wheel.
She let the dog steer while she operated the accelerator and the brake.
The experiment resulted almost immediately in a collision with another car.
2006-08-29 10:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by your pete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Carfax will tell you how much mileage there should be on your car. With a woman you will never know for sure.
2006-08-29 11:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by mediahoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never seen a car give a bIowjob.
Maybe I'm just sheltered.
2006-08-29 11:10:46 · answer #11 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋