I'm thinking of selling my soul to the devil...?

Question

Should I sell it outright, or just lease it for a few years? What's the going rate nowadays? Do you think I could get the christian, jewish and muslim devils to bid against each other and drive the price up?

Answer 1

Go straight to the Jainists they always offer a good price.

Answer 2

There are easier ways to get a tan, you know.

I think you should take yourself public, like Martha Stewart. Make sure your IPO is well publicized, & let them go crazy on the selling floor.

One of those devils is sure to become a major shareholder. And if not one of them, then some soul-less corporation. It would amount to about the same thing anyway.

Answer 3

If there was a devil, you cant sell your soul.
He would take it.
You will not need money as you would be dead.
You will be one of his slaves.
And look for people like yourself. You will never be happy.
Your job will be waiting for a murderer, an evil person to die, you will be watching the evil person do horrible things, and when the time as come for his death your job will be claiming his soul to the devil, then waiting for the next........
This would last until your soul burns out.
You will be a black orb........

I have a good imagination hehehehe

Answer 4

You are lucky! The Christian, Jewish and Muslim devil is the same person!
And he seems to pay quite well...

Answer 5

you really would get a better price on ebay, infact I saw the devil's soul for sale there on it last week, so clearly he's in no position to be buying (or renting, as the case may be) yours.

Answer 6

If your serious try this

1. Find a cold room that has not received sunlight for three days and large piece of natural parchment paper that also has been in total darkness for three days.

2. Draw a large pentagram on the parchment paper and place it on the floor in order to protect yourself. Stay inside the pentagram from beginning to end. Treading outside it will make any mistake permanent.

3. Saturate the air with incense of your choice, and conduct the ritual in solitude to maintain full powers of concentration.

4. Take a vial of goat's blood (not sheep's blood, ever!) and scatter drops within the pentagram--but not outside it, and not on your feet. After the scattering you must not tread on the blood, otherwise you will carry it with you outside the pentagram.

5. Memorize and utter the Church of Satan Invocation: "In the name of all the Lords of the Abyss, I call out to the Powers of Darkness. Come to my aid for I am helpless before my adversaries. I am thy servant. Thy will is as my own. I am ever dutiful in serving thee. Come forth from thy dark abodes and answer to your names. Hear my plea!"

6. Send $100 to the Church of Satan (churchofsatan.com). In 16 weeks, you'll receive an embossed crimson card declaring you a member of the church. This card is your means for identifying yourself as a genuine member of the Church of Satan to other members.

Answer 7

I think you should see what it's blue book value is. Then you should put aprice on it you are comfortable with. Remember, you are giving up an eternity of bliss, no pain , and euphoria. What price would you pay for that? Go from there.

Answer 8

Why restrict your buyers to devils, market to everyone to get the highest price!

Answer 9

go on sell it mate, i got fifty bob for mine,eh I mean £2.10s, er £2.50p I don't know, it seemed a lot at the time, that was the year 1900.

Answer 10

Do you accept personal cheques or paypal? How about easy payment options? Is it a case of supply and demand?