does anyone have any sad jokes?

Answer 1

SAD jokes?? hmm....I think youre missing the whole idea of a JOKE!! Its supposed to be FUNNY!!! ;)

Answer 2

SAD AND FUNNY,


A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..

Answer 3

My 1st marriage was a sad joke.

Answer 4

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
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Answer 5

what do you call an welshman with 100 sheep?
- a pimp
(sorry- to all the welsh people)

what is the ultimate in trust?- 2 canniballs in a 69

knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
whos there?
orange
orange who?
orange ya glad i didnt say banana?

very sad- i know i feel rather ashamed right now!!!

Answer 6

According to my wife, ALL my jokes are sad!

Have fun,

Roy.

Answer 7

man and his wife are dining at a table in
a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps
staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin
as she sits alone at a nearby table.


The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife.

She took to drinking right after we divorced
seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since."

"My Gosh!" says the wife, "Who would think a
person could go on celebrating that long."

Answer 8

Man picks up his wifes blood test results. gp says there has been a mix up. She either has dementia or aids we dont know whick. Man says what will i do? Gp says take her for a drive and drop her off 3 miles from home if she turns up dont F*ck her......

Answer 9

Oh yeah........2 oranges roll into a bar and 1 orange says to the other "your round"..hehe

Answer 10

Knock knock.

Who's there?

My dog died.

My dog died who?

No, my dog really died.

Actually, if this joke is sad, then it's for all the wrong reasons.