What was your worst first date experience?

Question

I once went out with a guy who was 21 and i was 17. He picked me up at my mothers which was 30 miles away. Well went to this really cool restaurant but the waitress was best friends with his ex so she would wait on us. In the mean time he had 3 drinks on an empty stomach. So we left and instead of eating dinner he said he had to stop at his house first. He ended up passing out so i took the couch and demanded in the morning when he was sober to drive to take me home and lose my#.

Answer 1

Met a girl online and had a wonderful time, movies, dinner, coffee shop at the wee hours of the morning. everything was great. Right before our goodnight kiss, she asked me what i was doing this weekend. I told her that i was going hunting with my dad so i wouldn’t be available until that next Monday. just looked me in the eye, and didn’t say a word. She got out of my truck and promptly went inside. By the time i got home, she had written me an email saying she was an animal rights activist and PETA member and cursed me for about 2 pages worth. Just my luck.

Answer 2

Embarrassing Moment - First Date

We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show ... she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off."

Answer 3

This is going some time previous... as you'll quickly see by using my reference. I met this woman who changed into extremely lovable and pleasant (do not keep in concepts the position or how). i'm getting her huge variety and make contact with her up for a date. She lives mutually with her moms and dads (which changed into no vast deal, we were both about 19) who stay out in the midst of nowhere (it is also no vast deal, so did mine), yet i'm getting there and they stay in a run down domicile with a backyard and a pasture finished of trash and junk. i bypass to the door and she or he's wearing old dwindled jeans that are way too tight for her and a tee blouse that has a great image of slightly one at the front. Her toddler (babby?) that she had missed to point. We proceed with the date. I take her to make certain John chippie's "the problem" - which turned right into an attractive praised new action picture on the time. (Siskel and Ebert loved it.) It includes the point in the action picture the position the problem comes out of a guy's head, and she or he runs out into the foyer and throws up. At this aspect, I care more beneficial about how the action picture ends than I care about her. So I stay and watch the action picture even as she sits in the foyer. and then immediately take her domicile. I stumble upon a chum from intense college about 5 years later, and he's with a lady i do not realize. yet she recollects me. that's the undesirable date woman. She actual apologizes for being the form of undesirable date and says she would not blame me for not calling back.

Answer 4

I think that mine was when I actually went on a prom date with a woman who was stood up by her previous date for the evening. Because it was a spur of the moment type of thing I was willing to go. It was horrible- She was so upset about being stood up that she didn't talk, she didn't eat, and she was a total stick in the mud. I was so unhappy that I didn't even walk her to the door when I took her home.

Answer 5

The time I had a party at my house for my friends and a first date. He really didn't drink much, so after a few beers, he was really drunk. So, once the party wound down, we all found a place to go to sleep and I went into my room and went to bed. There was a group of people that stayed over, and my date was one of them. He passed out in a recliner while others slept on the couch or the floor or something. So, in the middle of the night, I am awakened by this strange noise of what sounded like.....well, I wasn't sure. But when I looked up in the dark, I saw a tall figure standing near the desk in my bedroom. After a few seconds I realized who it was and what he was doing. He came into my room I guess thinking it was the bathroom, and he walked over to my computer desk and proceded to urninate on my computer tower. WHen he was done, he stumbled over to my bed and fell down on it, passing out again. I immediately got out of bed, ran into the other rooms to wake up my friends and tell them what I think happened.
So, we go into my bedroom, turn on the light and the entire group of us saw him laying on the bed sideways and hanging off with his hand down his pants. We walked to the computer and to my horror, he had in fact urinated on the tower. We laughed but it was a really creepy experience. We grabbed a ton of towels, took the tower into the den with a hairdryer and luckily was able to save it. When he got up the next day, we had a hard time talking to him....couldn't look him in the face and I could not ever see him again. We wanted to tell him what he did, but the situation was so strange and awkward, we never got the nerve to. Needless to say, we never went out again.......

Answer 6

my boyfriend took me-last minute- to the olive garden for v-day. His mom gave him money to take me out since he didnt have a job. we had to wait in the cold for a seat since he didnt make reservations, when we got inside, he kept asking the waitress for the cost of EVERYTHING, counting his cash. He slurped his spaghetti and got sauce all over his face. When the waitress tried to refill his soda,(which he was blowing bubbles in) he made sure they were free refills first. He didnt tip the waitress, even though he ended up with 20 left over. he said he'd save it for a game he wanted. two words....NO CLASS! Im so glad I broke up with him. He made a total *** of himself that night. and on the way home, I didnt say a word because I was so disappointed. UCK!

Answer 7

i was 13 it was my first date
i told a girl who was thirteen to come to this restaurant
i didnt know anything about her, i just liked the way she looked
she surprisingly agreed, but wait, there is a twist!
she didnt come!
i went with my two friends and each of them had a date. it was like a triple date thing :p
anyway i ended up sittilng alone and not saying anything except comments about my freinds' dates

Answer 8

oh man. i think my worst date would have to be the time i was asked out by this really popular hot guy at school. i said yes not knowing why i shouldnt. we went to a movie and evry few minutes hed press his face into my hair and neck. it was gross. he also put his hands HIGH on my thigh and tried to reach down my shirt. i dont know WHY i stayed that long. when he drove me home, he didnt even walk me to the door. he stuck his tongue in my mouth HARD and smacked my *** when i got out. asshole...

Answer 9

sounds bad

Answer 10

200 pounds of blubber... blind date