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I just ate a live grenade, what should I do?

2006-08-29 08:39:57 · 54 answers · asked by wind mage 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

54 answers

Don't worry - just blow it off.

2006-08-29 08:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Auntmarsa 2 · 1 0

call 911 and go to the hospital and tell them what you've done, or look up on the internet what eating a live grenade can do if you eat one. why would you do something like that?

2006-08-29 08:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by moneymakerchic 1 · 0 0

My, you are bored. First you're a talking cow now you're eating live grenades.

Here's what you do. Hurry up and text someone and tell them the room is about to become a priceless work of art. I'm sure someone will pay top dollar for a blown up cow all over the walls and floor.

Not me, of course coz that's sick. I didn't think the elephant dung art was art either though....

2006-08-29 08:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by *babydoll* 6 · 0 0

Go to the nearest hospital, so you can have your esophagus checked, I'm not sure how u were able to swallow it. Also u hav to hav laparoscopic surgery to have that removed or at least with a scope and the new DaVinci machine...they can pull the pin if its still intact. then it will blow up inside you for sure. Hope this helps.

2006-08-29 08:45:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 1 0

at least you didn't eat a dead grenade,live has to be fresh and have better flavor

2006-08-29 08:44:16 · answer #5 · answered by Tom S 6 · 1 0

That's called McDonald's you idiot. Just stay near a bathroom. It'll all be over soon and you can limp away afterwards.

2006-08-29 08:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Brandon 4 · 1 0

Pray that you don't go to the place with the pineapple in the Cole slaw!!!!

2006-08-29 08:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by rebeandphantom 5 · 0 0

YOU'RE STUPID!..IF YOU ATE A GRENADE THEN MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO DIE RETARD

2006-08-29 08:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by .... 1 · 0 0

Pray.

2006-08-29 08:43:23 · answer #9 · answered by Liz 3 · 1 0

Say your prayers and may the good lord be with you at this time.

2006-08-29 08:43:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Eat some pins and hope that they plug the whole.

2006-08-29 08:41:11 · answer #11 · answered by Chris H 5 · 0 1

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