Yo mama jokes?

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2006-09-01 19:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋

Yo mama so fat, she on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so smelly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border... (painfully bad compared to the other two, but it has its charm)

2006-08-29 15:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by AresIV 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋

I just made these up on the spot obviously some will be better than others.

Yo momma so fat that she couldn't tell
her family that she was bisexual cause
she got stuck in the closet.

Yo momma so po that she went broke shopping at the thrifty store.

Yo momma so po'that she gets autographs from homeless people.

Yo momma so fat that when she joined the olympics, they used her
as a trampoline.

Yo momma's such a ho that she thought trampoline was a lubricant.

Yo momma is such a ho that when someone made a hole in one in golf, she yelled
all in ho!

Alternative version:

Yo momma's such a ho that when she made a lucky shot in golf,
she yelled all in ho.

Yo momma is such a fat when she was buying 2X4's at the homedepot the
manager asked her if she was making a chair.

Yo momma is SOOO stupid, that when she went to 24 flavors, she said
just give me 12.

Yo momma such a ho' she went to bangkok and was severely dissappointed.

Yo momma so fat, that she uses a big-screen TV as a PDA.

Yo momma so fat, she protected the airbag when she got in a car crash.

Yo momma so fat, once, she was only carrying her wallet and
was still charged for excess baggage at the airport.

2006-08-29 15:38:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋

yo mama is so stupid when she was taking you guys to disneyland she saw the sign DISNEYLAND LEFT so she turned around an went home.

yo mama so old jesus is in her year book.

yo mama so ugly she makes blind kide cry.

yo mama so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs.

yo mama teeth so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

2006-09-01 20:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by iLaLaLoveeyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

o geez. yo mama jokes great. the guys that i know walk around saying "yo mama so fat"....there lame.....the ppl before already said enough. gracias. 2 pts.

2006-08-29 16:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

yo mama so fat, she got on the scale and it said "one at a time plz"

2006-08-29 15:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said "who threw that rock?"

2006-08-29 15:36:25 · answer #7 · answered by Eva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

1.) Yo mamma so fat that when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "....Ok"

2.) Yo mamma so fat that she has to iron her pants in the Wal-Mart parking lot

3.) You momma so fat, when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of Washington's nose

2006-08-29 16:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by tcope5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋

yo mama so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge
saw that yesterday on MTV

2006-08-29 15:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by babygurl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋

yo mama so ugly she thinks garbage pale kids are cute-that was the worst one i have ever heard

cant think of any good ones

2006-08-29 15:36:53 · answer #10 · answered by Joey W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋

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