2006-08-29 08:12:52 · 14 answers · asked by seadog0067 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Funny....lol....about the bread! I meant drinking toasts.
2006-08-29 08:17:21 · update #1
Here's to you
Here's to me
Friends forever we shall be
If we should ever disagree
F*ck you here's to me
Here's to honer
If ya get bucked off
Get back on her
Never come in her
Always come on her
Here's to the bee who stung the bull
Who started the bull a buckin'
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve
Who started the world a f*uckin'
Here's to suckin' and f*ckin
And not catchin' nothin'
Gentlemen...start your livers!
2006-08-29 08:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest Toasts
2016-10-16 07:34:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your talking about a wedding toast my favorite was at my sister in laws wedding when her husbands brother did the normal- so happy your together ect ect. then ended it with- "And may all your ups and downs be between the sheets" lol
I DIDNT GIVE YOU THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR BUT IT WAS FUNNY. WORTH 10PTS? PLEASE!!!!!
2006-08-29 08:16:49 · answer #3 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wheat
2006-08-29 08:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by ballerinagirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is THE BEST toast I've ever heard:
"May the worst of our past
be the best of our future"
~ J.R.R.Tolkien
2006-08-29 08:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Potato.
2006-08-29 08:15:28 · answer #6 · answered by Bistro 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's to you and me,
may we never disagree,
but if we do,
to hell with you,
here's to me.
CHEERS!
here is another.....
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows youare dead.
another....
through the teeth,
over the gums,
watch out stomach,
here is comes
thats all i can remember right now.
2006-08-29 08:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by East Texan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Here's to my wife and the woman I love, may they never meet"!!
But I still think that that piece of toast with the virgin mary on it was funnier.
2006-08-29 08:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by sam21462 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oo me all the way.! you should check out my poem Toaster Dreams...
ive been working really hard on it so honest answers defiently appreciated!!
one day i saw the sky
and i realized that i like rye
((((bread))))
i was listening to the tv
and i realized im the mayor of..... heartbreak city
(((((OOOOOOOOOOOOOOo yea yea ))))))))))))))
((chorus:))
roller coaster, roller coaster,
im realizing
im just a toaster,, just a toaster
busy frying...
2006-08-29 08:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To Honor:
Once you get honor
Stay honor.
(say it out loud to get the full meaning)
2006-08-29 08:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by ceemcee05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋