http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060829/ap_on_en_mu/people_jessica_simpson_3
I will worship whatever deity was responsible for this.
Thank you oh Lord, Allah, FSM, Vishnu, Zeus. whatever.
THANK YOU!
2006-08-29 08:10:51 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"...She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing.""
AH, yes, truer words have never been spoken.
2006-08-29 08:14:46 · update #1
Heh, good one. That actually made me laugh.
2006-08-29 08:12:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ell 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty funny, but I hope you know God is not responsible for her losing her voice. However, did you know she was brought up in a Christian home, singing Christian music? She thought it was too hard to be a "success" in that form, so she sold herself out. Yes, in a way I am judging her. The way she talks, dresses, her lifestyle and her choice of music and movies has shown that she does not intend to honor God with the ability and gift he did give her. I would say that is the beginning of her judgment, and when you don't want to honor God, and you know Him, were raised with the value system He wants you to live by, then you turn your back on Him, He will try and get your attention any way He sees fit. Blessings.
2006-08-29 08:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by sharid64 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jessica may be a silly wench who is WAY too close with her father, but at least she can sing. I would be happier to hear that her sister had quit singing or that Paris Hilton had lost a couple of limbs.
2006-08-29 08:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by ZCT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might just be the best proof of a higher power we've ever had.
If she's mute for the rest of her life I'll join a nunnery out of thankfulness.
2006-08-29 08:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
could it be that all that happened was just a weary vocal system? why do you jump to the conclusion that a deity was responsible for this? she will be back to singing in a few weeks. do not celebrat too much.
2006-08-29 08:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by adrian w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that, "Thank you oh Lord, Allah, FSM, Vishnu, Zeus. whatever."
2006-08-29 08:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by sweets 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That isn't proof of God. God doesn't take someones voice away. God heals people that love and worship him or his son Jesus and ask Jesus to come into their life and pray to him to heal the person and have faith that he will do it.. Proof of God is when someone is in a accident that normally kills or totally mangle a person and the person isn't hurt at all or not hurt bad. That is Proof of God.
2006-08-29 08:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by howlingpumba 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you assorted Deities of the universe. goldwing110083 <---this guy's nuts O.o
2006-08-29 08:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by happiest_phantom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish the same happens to Paris Hilton.
but I hope she loses something else...LOL
2006-08-29 08:18:51 · answer #9 · answered by lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about this as proof of god.
Satan a fallen angel named Jesus? Cause Jesus definitly fell.?
or Satan a fallen angel with a 1000 year seal on HIM. and 1000=M=IVI stitched together. And God Himself was said to put that 1000 year seal on Satan. So turns out I was God ie my right arm carved the left and it looked like IIII I. So in effect circa the 2nd 1000 years God saw He was Satan who sums to 1. and God is 1 and 1=.I7 mixed up stitched together=Stevens.n also a .seventeen mixed up stitched together when e+e(upside down)=S. So the prophets saw God is true which visually t=stitched Cut and e=arm. So true=stitched cut are you arm. mystery solved about Gods new name He was called LARRY TODD STEVENSON.
and those words in my avatar glorify (pertaining to fame) gods cut arm.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz if I and . can be Cut off those letters says:
a .Id cild e niT 9 17 i U I i kim nop qrst uv wilLy z. Were I AM the Lad born 9.I7 according to my ID and My freind Kim who really went out with a WilLy said we could not be together cause of Her boyfreind and qrst pronounced curst. true life tragic romance. But since between God and Satan all souls are said to belong to one or the other, turns out the way i write it God is Satan and that means you all belong to ME. thats why i write BIG AND BOLDLY.
2006-08-29 08:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hehehe, I thought I was the only one who thought that she yelled and whispered. Have you noticed that?
Whisper: "Take my breath away..."
Yell: "TAKE MY BREATH AWAAAAAAAAAY!!! OoOoOOooOOHHHHHH!!!!"
God's there. He's out there somewhere. I figured I'd put that in here since your question does have to do with Him.
"I'm beautiful in this skin..."
2006-08-29 08:21:55 · answer #11 · answered by snydermane34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋