A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
>> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
>> amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
>> mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing
>> to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor
>> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
>> that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
>> experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
>> and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
>> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The
>> husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's
>> blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
>> At this point they decided to try for 50 percent.
>> The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
>> obviously
>> helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
>> transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
>> virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none.
>> She and her husband were ecstatic.
>>
>> When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.
2006-08-29 07:52:25 · 10 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK I'm in the public library laughing so loud that I just got shushed by the grouchy lady behind the counter. That was funny!!
2006-08-29 08:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by tiffanywood31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD LOL The mailman was the father. I'm laughing So loud right now. NS joke.
2006-08-29 15:08:58 · answer #2 · answered by AzNAlvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doh - the mailman was the father of the baby not the husband!!!
2006-08-29 14:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by Al 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, there was absolutely NO connection with the mailman...wait.... wait.... aughsaldfjlkas;fdjkl;! that's horrible! XD!!!!! stupid mailman...
2006-08-29 14:59:43 · answer #4 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I read this one before.
2006-08-29 20:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to long to read
2006-08-29 17:36:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!!! Thanks that really helped the day pass by for me and my co-workers!!
2006-08-29 15:44:04 · answer #7 · answered by Melinda Marie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, thats horrid!
2006-08-29 17:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by bumble bee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
didn't get it
2006-08-29 14:57:34 · answer #9 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... good one
2006-08-29 15:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by jewels 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋