Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster allow bad things to happen to good people?

Answer 1

It's rains on the pastafarians and the non-pastafarians.
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Answer 2

Jim who is Flying Spaghetti Monster? What am I missing? Is this a made up character like Jesus?

Answer 3

Maybe he's just waiting for the right time to show himself. Trying to give as many as he can an opportunity to come to know him and his holy sauce through his Recipe Book. Because if he comes to help the good, then that would mean he'd have to destroy the bad, wouldn't it?

Answer 4

For the same reason I let my 2-yr old wear the dirty socks from yesterday, inside out, and her shoes on the wrong feet:
She wanted to do it herself.

(I dropped her off at daycare like that.)

Answer 5

So you believe in the FS M. You must be a pastafarian. Why don't you ask your fellow pastafarians. He can not be compared to other religions. One of his noodly appendages might give you an answer.

Answer 6

Ugh, now I KNOW you're not doing your homework =)

"They may have angered Him, or it could be that He is too busy, or indifferent for whatever reason, to get involved. He works in mysterious ways that we are not always able to understand."
RAmen!

Answer 7

It's all part of the randomness of spaghetti and parmesan....

Answer 8

Same reason all the other dieties use. "We're not real, we just try to make people forget that they will be rotting away someday"

Answer 9

He thinks it's funny.

FSM has a strange sense of humor, but we're not to question Him.

Answer 10

Well, it did make a mistake when humans were created.