2006-08-29 07:42:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, but He'd still have garlic breath.
2006-08-30 07:43:47 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K. garlic bread and FSM are acceptable as a refreshing varient from the damn burrito and rock questions. Ha Ha Ha
And, no all the things that cometh from the FSM are kind and gentle. So, extreme hot would not be in keeping with his kindness. Also, I don't think he can eat. LOL
2006-08-29 07:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but by His Noodly Wisdom, He also made garlic bread cool quickly. And it's not that He couldn't eat it, He's just smart enough to wait a sec till it cools down.
RAmen.
2006-08-29 07:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now normally I just consider your questions inane and a waste of time, but this one was funny. Very impressive, especially considering the stupidity of the original premise of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Keep trying, you might be able to salvage this joke yet.
2006-08-29 07:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He could, but he can still eat it because the marvelous healing powers of His Noodly Appendage heals his mouth at the exact same rate as the bread burns it.
2006-08-29 13:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by elars1989 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The almighty FSM does not forgive such insolence. extremely your pasta sauce will be bitter and watery and there'll be no beer for you - your strippers will be fat and unsightly! R'Amen!
2016-12-05 21:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by barakat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but it does not like the taste of burnt garlic.
2006-08-29 07:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... gotta love ya, Jim. But, yes... yes, he can... oh wait, maybe not... oh man, what's the right answer? I don't want to boil in spaghetti sauce for eternity!
2006-08-29 07:46:03 · answer #8 · answered by Snark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Am I missing something here?
2006-08-29 07:48:15 · answer #9 · answered by egger46 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are making me so hungry.
2006-08-29 13:33:20 · answer #10 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋