2006-08-29 07:14:32 · 8 answers · asked by What is your problem 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jessica simpson obviously
2006-08-29 07:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would have to be the first chicken to cross a road and just why did the chicken do that ?to get away from Jessica Simpson possibly another answer to an age old question .but your question was who sucked first i was wondering why you didn't say eggs instead of chickens but the jury is still out on which came first chicken or the egg but this still wouldn't prove which one sucked first just what came first so your question should of said who sucked first eggs chicken or Jessica Simpson but to suck requires lips we know eggs don't have lips but then there's the age old question do chickens have lips oh god here I go again for the sake of argument lets say chickens don't have lips but Jessica does have lips as where lips are required to suck there fore we can conclude Jessica Simpson had to suck first
2006-08-29 07:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jessica simpson sucked the chicken first simple.......
2006-08-29 08:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by zo shirazi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chickens don't suck, so it must be Jessica Simpson.
2006-08-29 07:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First i would just like to say this is the best question i have seen on her so far. Made me laugh out loud at work.... And of course its Jessica Simpson....
2006-08-29 07:19:13 · answer #5 · answered by BPZ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious!!! Well the chicken clucked but Jessica definatly sucked!!!!
2006-08-29 07:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jessica
2006-08-29 07:18:53 · answer #7 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man..if im the one being s*ckked...im really hoping jessica ooooooooooo yea
2006-08-29 07:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋