My wife has been playing with our dogs genitals a little more than usual, should I start to worry?
2006-08-29 07:03:50 · 38 answers · asked by TIM 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
nothing to worry about. I have to go and crap on my wife now, have fun!
2006-08-29 07:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Angry Insightful Black 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK,OK.........I really had to respond for one reason.
Am I the alone who had the words "a little more than usual" jump out at him. What do you mean USUAL?? LMAO I mean, c'mon either your a prankster or your wife is one freaky chick who is clearly into bestiality. My top 10 ways to get back at her would be;
1) Check the laws in your state and have that damn animal arrested!
2) make sure your dog has a smaller unit than yours
3) bark at her during sex more often.
4) try rolling on a dead animal carcass somewhere---she could like that sort of thing too.
5) Notify all the other dog hunks on the block and get really wild
6) Allow her to take you for walks but always walk behind her and sniff her crotch regularly
7) buy a dog-skin costume complete with over sized floppy ears.
8) Talk to the damn dog! See what his lines are with her and compare.
9) Seems to me you have a pretty good "in" for a three way!
10) Call uncle Willy and the rest of the clan down from the hills and trade your dog for one of his daughters!
2006-08-29 07:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ceroulious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have started to worry the first time she started to play with them.
2006-08-29 07:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by baby8888girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess that she finds that more satisfying than playing with your genitals ha.
2006-08-29 07:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Sonce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, she is crazy! I would not doubt that next she will be having sex with them. first thing first, go to the doctor and have yourself checked out! second, ask your wife what her problem is and third, set up a camera on her azz!
Have you ever heard of bestiality? It Really Happens!!!
2006-08-29 07:07:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only worry if Fido gets a pinky
2006-08-29 07:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by PRQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a usual amount of time to play with your dogs genitals? something aint right there..........
2006-08-29 07:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by brknarrow23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as she still plays with yours don't worry. Panic when she starts doin that to the milkman!
2006-08-29 07:07:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U're jealous of the Dog?
Hee hee.
U're really sad U do know, don't U?
2006-08-29 07:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you should. She's probably cheating on you with the dog, thats deragatory. If thats what she does when you are around, what of when you aren't around.
2006-08-29 07:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋