should I urinate in my pants to lighten the mood?
2006-08-29 07:03:27 · 14 answers · asked by PonderousPork 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I think a loud fart would be more appropriate. Urine is messy.
2006-08-29 07:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by Vampira 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No! Urinate in his pants and check out what that does to the mood.
2006-08-29 07:07:58 · answer #2 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your meeting is being held at a table, he may miss the water works...
Try some broccoli in your teeth & make sure to have a broad smile!
2006-08-29 07:25:19 · answer #3 · answered by gurlyruby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That may work but if you really want a laugh, trying pissing your bosses pants!
2006-08-29 08:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.. I tried to poo in a meeting once.. wrong bodily function. Oh and if you try to vomit do it on the side of the desk, not on top (that didn't go well either).
2006-08-29 07:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by blisstar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a little bit. The hard part is stopping once you've started!
2006-08-29 07:27:31 · answer #6 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? What,is your boss an alcoholic and you want him or her to feel at home?
2006-08-29 07:46:48 · answer #7 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, sure. Tell him you need a raise so you can buy more Depends.
2006-08-29 07:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by lcritter55118 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you should urinate on him then **** on his desk
2006-08-29 07:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by ed2bizkit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, if that works for you?
2006-08-29 07:05:50 · answer #10 · answered by Minina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋