tell me a yo moma joke plz :D
2006-08-29 06:57:02 · 14 answers · asked by dodi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma so poor, wen she went to the park ducks threw bread at her!
Yo mamma's so fat, wen she stepped on a scale, it said her whole phone number
Yo mammas so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
2006-09-01 14:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by UselessID 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so stupid she went to a Clippers game for a haircut.
Yo momma so stupid she got stuck in grocery store and starved to death.
2006-08-29 15:27:00 · answer #2 · answered by AzNAlvin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat her beeper went off people were stepping out of the way they thought she was backing up:] shes so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell taxi:]so fat people jog around her for their health:]shes so fat she influences the tides:]shes so fat you have to grease the door jamb and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through :] OK i used that joke about 15 min ago that's low I'm so low i could crawl under a snakes belly I'm so low i could play hand ball against the curb I'm so low i have to look up to look down.was going to give you a link to your mama jokes did a search there's a ton of them the ones i gave you are from my collection :]
2006-08-29 14:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so hairy it looks like she's got Buckwheat in the leg scissors :) Momma is so black when she touches herself it's like black on black crime.
2006-08-30 07:17:22 · answer #4 · answered by Smokey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
2006-08-29 14:07:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so dumb she stuck up battery up her @$# and said i got the powa!
yo mama is so fat she wanted a waterbed ant they had to put a blanket over the pacic ocean
yo mama is so fat she made fat joe look skinny
2006-08-29 15:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by raymond92345 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
2006-08-29 14:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by Rach 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat she could walk down the road in a red sweat suit and all the kids would yell koolaid
2006-08-29 14:24:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so black she bit her finger because she thought it was the tootsie roll
2006-08-30 23:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Mr.Intelligence 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she asked this question yesterday and it was answered stupidley.
2006-08-29 14:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋