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Please answer in the form of: You know you are FAT when...

Like: You know you are fat when your fat rolls overflow the chair arms!

Have fun! Absolutely no reporting!! FAT is Beautiful BABY!!!

2006-08-29 06:13:36 · 11 answers · asked by Terry D 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

You know your fat when you take a shower and your feet don't get wet!

2006-08-29 06:40:04 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 1 0

FAT is Beautiful I agree.
Here's my story. When I was a kid I guess around 7 or 8 I was chubby, and my Mom & Granmom would tell me it's just BABYFAT it'll go away.lol. Well i'm 44 now, and I still have my babyfat.
You know you are fat, when you nickname yourself Fatman240.

2006-08-29 13:24:27 · answer #2 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 1 0

Spoken like a true fat girl.

2006-08-29 13:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1 0

Your soul should delight itself in fatness.

You know you're over the line when you and the flag wave about the same.

2006-08-29 13:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 1 0

you know you are fat when you have more than 1 roll of skin on your stomach and sides

2006-08-29 13:17:50 · answer #5 · answered by thomashonecker 1 · 1 0

You know you are fat when your butt falls out of the chair!
(Here's another one)
You know you are fat when you run and your butt goes Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle!

2006-08-29 13:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You know your fat when you ask a question like this!!!!!

2006-09-05 01:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Hello 3 · 1 0

you know you are fat when you find a chocolate chip under one of your chins from the cookie you ate earlier that morning.

2006-08-29 13:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by smoody 2 · 1 0

You know you're fat when you have more chins than a chinese phone book.

2006-08-29 13:38:28 · answer #9 · answered by ticklefoot 4 · 1 0

When you go from Jessica Simpson's body to Rosie O'Donnells!

2006-08-29 14:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~2Sxy4u!~ 4 · 1 0

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