ONE:
If your father is a poor man, It is your fate but, If your father-in-law is a poor man, It's your stupidity.
TWO:
Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... So why practice?
THREE:
Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.
FOUR:
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
FIVE:
Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
SIX:
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
SEVEN:
"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ....ZZZZZZZZ
EIGHT:
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So ... Why learn.
NINE:
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say......
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have a nice day,
2006-08-29 06:08:30 · 15 answers · asked by JayHawk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak.
haha so true ♥
2006-08-30 05:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Add to #3...If They say "faster than the speed of light" and "it is always darkest before dawn" What is the speed of Dark?
2006-08-29 06:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious! Four and six are okay, but Seven, one two nine eight, all the rest basically are good and funny!
2006-08-29 06:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by horse_lover052691 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like number nine the best...
I think I've heard number three before, but it's still funny...
2006-08-29 06:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice list.
2006-08-29 06:44:06 · answer #5 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. But I don't think you are stupid if your father-in-law is poor. This isn't biblical times, we don't need our spouse's family to support us.
2006-08-29 06:11:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, especially the last one!
2006-08-29 06:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by Courage 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those that don t listen have to feel thnx
2006-08-29 06:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by twopipes1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S OK SOME MAKE SENSE
2006-08-29 06:12:57 · answer #9 · answered by mipieta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you, these made my day!
2006-08-29 06:10:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋