A man walks into the banks, goes to the teller and says to her "I want to put $100,000 in this F**ken bank. The teller replies, "Excuse me sir, what did you say? He repeats, I want to put $100,000 in this F**ken bank. The teller is besides herself and tells him, I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow that kind of behavior here, you can't talk to me in that manner, so she goes and gets the manager. The manager says to the man "sir what's the problem?. He goes "I told her I want to put $100,000 in this F**ken bank. The manager says to him "Is that B**ch giving you a hard time.
2006-08-29 06:06:42 · 37 answers · asked by lady love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-29 19:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. I chose the shortest line, just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I get hunat eighty?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!
2006-09-03 17:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your $hittin me! The B**ch really said that. Thats F**ken funny.
2006-09-04 17:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two middle eastern guys arrive in america. They decide to split up and come back in one year and see who has become more "americanized". A year passes and they meet up with each other. the first guys says "Yep I'm bout to go pick up my boy from baseball practice then we're goin to McD's and then I'm goin hoome to watch football". The second guy looks at him and yells "F@ck you towel head".
2006-08-29 06:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by so_fast420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get why there swearing but it was kind of funny. F*cken banks.
here's a joke for you. How do you catch a Unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a Tame rabbit? Tame way Unique up on it.
2006-08-29 06:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by aluna86jh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love Little Johnny jokes ! Thx. it is one for you: Little Johnny first day at school and the instructor say "who can count number" Little Johnny says " i am going to" instructor says i guess you cant. tell me, what comes after 3 little Johnny says 4 instructor says good now what comes after six little Johnny says seven instructors say very very good yet i guess you dont understand what comes after ten little Johnny says obviously i do...Jack, Queen, king, Ace
2016-12-05 21:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny.... Whoever doesn't get it has to seriously not be in the joke section...... Get out and go find a sense of humor then maybe you can come back!!!!!!!
2006-09-04 18:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny here's the only joke I ever remember
What do women and hurricanes have in common?
They both scream when they come and take the house when they leave.
2006-08-29 06:41:36 · answer #8 · answered by Kookie M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorta funny but not very.
2006-08-29 06:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one... the manager must have been his dad.
2006-09-05 04:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ω Nookey™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋