2006-08-29 06:04:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think he'd really have much call for one. You know, being omnipresent, where would he drive it?
My guess is he'd probably loan it out to the Holy Ghost. He could do his rounds impregnating virgins much quicker that way. Might speed the second coming along too... :-)
2006-08-29 08:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by the last ninja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Segway between Cloud 9 and Clouds 8 and 10.
2006-08-29 19:33:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't need a Segway because if he wanted one he would have just snapped his fingers and made one.
Why wasn't there a Segway on Earth during the "Creation" period!? If they are soo coool....
2006-08-29 13:10:35 · answer #3 · answered by Judge Smails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably put Jesus to work in a frozen banana stand, then order a frozen banana and ask for the family discount.
2006-08-29 17:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by Nightwalker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This last guy is crazy. God is a molecule? Good answer to the question.
My guess is He would ride it off the Grand Canyon. That would be cool.
2006-08-29 13:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bakes 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God (parmatma) is prime element which is converted into sristi(cretion).in other word in the sky of infinity this infinitely existing one is called god,who is associated with all visible and invisible.God is an existence . we are part of it .Like a molecule in a stone.The molecule of infinity as a whole is called a stone.Likewise a small existence of god in every molecule is a prime truth. Effect of sristi (creation) is called nature and being self processed.The procedure of processing is nature which is created by effect of sristi (creation). Now god is an existence and every part of god is managed by automatic system of nature .We are being managed by nature which is called “shakti”and whole existece is called “shiva” .Respectively territorial parts of nature are called bhagwan\ dewtas.The prime soul of whole existing is “Ishwar”,which at present is in salvation position .Ishwar was and will be almighty at the time of starting conversion of element into sristi and end of sristi.(kayamat) Then after he will be new creator of new sristi .It is endless process and continuous process.Molecules of sristi are being transformed into “Atma”by its nature.At present nature is almighty.All molecules of sristi are self managed and effected (controlled) by automtic system of nature.Nature is effect of co-existence of molecules.Now we are under control of territorial bhagwans.(Teritorial nature).keeping in view to above facts it is clear that at present god is an existence and being self processed by its nature.
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2006-08-29 13:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by ibkhandel 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God would do the Cha Cha Cha, along with His two other selves - altogether now....
2006-08-29 13:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get to work faster. (I hope he has a pink one)
2006-08-29 13:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by moonsailor77 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He does ,He did , You're Up!
2006-08-29 13:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by K9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a gay lover?
2006-08-29 13:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋