HELP ME
2006-08-29 05:49:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Put it in the fridge and dont buy meat for the whole month.
2006-08-29 07:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by tomwaterboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
86? How did the dead body get into your house in the first place? If you killed the person it stands to reason that you could also move the body. If the person came into your house and then died why would you want to hide the body? If someone else killed the person and left him in your house then its not you job to hide the body. Its theirs. So call the cops and tell them someone forgot to hide the dead body that's lying die in my home, can you remove it for me please.
2006-08-29 05:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by biscuit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, knowing that nowadays your pension doesnt go as far as it used to i would have thought that the appearance of a dead body n your house was a bit like Manna from heaven. Good grief, no more trips to the butchers for ages and a freezer full of delicious tender meat. Just get an axe and a few knives and start cutting it up. wrap dinner size pieces in clingfilm then silver foil, label and fill your freezer. Now would you like to tell us the truth...you DID it didnt you? Naughty pensioner!!!!
2006-08-29 05:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911
2006-08-29 06:06:03 · answer #4 · answered by skyblue rhymes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911
2006-08-29 05:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by Naomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire some neighborhood kids to carry out that "rolled up rug" in the living room~
2006-08-29 05:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy some pigs. pigs can devour a whole human in minutes. then feed the pigs to a pool of piranahs. Then flush the piranahs down the cludgie.
Simple.
2006-08-29 05:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by JAMES T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you seen the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape"?
Hell....burn the damn house down.
2006-08-29 05:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by Kayt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm seems to me if you didnt do it call the cops lol if you did you are in trouble...so you better do some fast talkin or fast walkin lol or get rid or that sh*t lol just kidding id call 911
2006-08-29 06:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by fantasia91273 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police.
2006-08-29 05:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Chris H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋