should we try to look busy or just give him a beer
2006-08-29 05:15:46 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i got no beer left now , ill send him down the shop
2006-08-29 05:25:33 · update #1
Ignore him and maybe he'll go away
2006-08-29 05:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has been expected for centuries, going back to people in his own time. What is more important is that we live by some of the lessons he taught, among them the love of others, the importance of suffering in a worthy cause, the refusal to be swayed by worldly pomp, and the ability to see the big in the seemingly small. Concentrating too much on the Second Coming, the Armageddon, and the Apocalyse is not constructive. As for the beer, he did spend time in the pubs of his day, and did not dismiss publicans as sinners.
2006-08-29 05:27:18 · answer #2 · answered by tirumalai 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus is coming pray for your forgiveness and hopefully you will go to heaven. I am not trying to convert you as religion is a personal choice. But as for me i am a Christian and believe in God and Jesus and i know that they love me. Peace.
2006-08-29 05:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey green93lx or should I call you Mike... Did you forget about respect for other people's opinion or were you just too busy preaching your beliefs as the truth for all to believe in?
2006-08-29 05:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by Smarty Vero 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man, jesus used to hang at my school all the time. He would hang at UPENN all day playing hacky sack and apparently never going to class, but man, he could do crazy things with that hacky sack. I thought he was just a hippie at first though.
2006-08-29 05:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus doesn't want a beer! and yes He is coming! why don't you try actually being busy, fill your life with something good and whole, instead of just drinking beer acting busy!
2006-08-29 05:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
He's not. People have said he would come in their lifetime for generations because each one feels more important than the last.
2006-08-29 06:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by smartguy256 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He told me to tell you to give all the beers to me to give to him.
2006-08-29 05:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I were Jesus I'd rather have 6 billion people handing me beers rather than trying to get on my good side.
2006-08-29 05:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
yes, He is returning to earth and all those who really believe WILL go up with Him. ARE YOU READY?....we're already in the endtimes and time is short.
ARE YOU READY or will you be left behind?
Only YOU know.
Turn from your wicked ways and turn your eyes on Jesus.
2006-08-29 05:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sure i will offer Jesus a ride in Apollo space shuttle and send him back to the heavens
2006-08-29 05:24:14 · answer #11 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋