Passes to Moses....! SCORE!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-29 05:00:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus saves...........at Capital City National Bank.
Actually saw this graffiti in a stall. The first part was in a different ink and handwriting than the later added on portion. I laughed out loud.
Have you ever noticed a strong association between loss of humor/mental illness/ and intense religious fervor. If you had not noticed it, the mental hospitals sure have.
2006-08-29 13:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by finaldx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves every human being including you and me from death and the grave. Because he defeated death on the cross by rising again from the death. Jesus himself also holds the Keys of death and hades.
If you believe in Jesus and put your life in his hands you will be resurrected again when Jesus returns. As for those who do not believe in him they will remain in the grave and dust till the white throne judgement.
Salvation is very difficult to accept but everything around us is very easy to get. That is because everything you see is manipulated by satan. The prince of the earth. Man sold his rights to him in the beginning.
2006-08-29 12:28:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus only passed the law to Moses which you can not keep. If you wish to score then trust and believe what the Lord Jesus Christ did for you on the cross. He died for your sins, He was buried and took your sins away and He rose again the third day for your justification. 1 Corinthians 15: 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 1 Corinthians 15: 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:
2006-08-29 12:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ray W 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Yes! Jesus saves!
2006-08-29 12:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by resilience 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
LMAO @ U!!!!
i am a Christian(all though others beg to differ seeing as I am not your bun in the hair pent up frigid type) but I have found that to be very funny
2006-08-29 12:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Jesus wouldn't be much cop at football with those holes in his hands and feet..
2006-08-29 12:04:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus saves - you can bank on it. Just kidding.
2006-08-29 12:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes Jesus saves those who believe in Him as the Son of God and believe that He died for their sins.
2006-08-29 12:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1⤊ 5⤋
And I thought I was the only one who told that joke.
Are you born again?
I wanted to be, but my mother said NO!
2006-08-29 12:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by wizard8100@sbcglobal.net 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Did you really? Lucky guy!
2006-08-29 18:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋