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This morning I thought I was Jesus walking on water - but it was just a puddle.

Basically it happened like this. I looked out the window and I saw Jesus (my mexican gardener) walking on water - but it turned out to be a shallow puddle.

Then I asked Jesus if he knew any good Taco recipies and he said "Si Si, Taco con cervesa"

What does Si Si, Taco con cervesa mean?

2006-08-29 04:55:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

First line should be "saw Jesus walking on water"

2006-08-29 04:55:46 · update #1

16 answers

bring on the tacos and beer!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is if i can stop laughing long enough...

2006-08-29 05:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by staci m 4 · 0 0

What strikes me is how human beings have hardship believing Jesus walked on water, grew to become water into wine, yet settle for that he's God interior the flesh and is able to conversing the cosmos into actual being with a be conscious, and saving humanity along with his blood.

2016-10-01 01:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Maybe it means people are finding Geesuz on tacos. I fried an egg one time and it had a picture of Geesuz on it . I figure it came from the fact that I accidentally burned it and it was payback time!

2006-08-29 05:05:42 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0 0

You have been smoking wacky weed. You need to give it up and believe and trust in what the Lord Jesus Christ did for you on the cross. He died for your sins. 1 Corinthians 15: 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 1 Corinthians 15: 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

2006-08-29 05:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ray W 6 · 0 1

It means "yes yes, tacos with beer..."

Jesus didnt walk on water. Most likely, he walked across a sheet of ice. Yes, recent studies have shown that ice forms over the Dead Sea several times per century - so it doesnt happen regularily, but it does happen. And it is on this that Jesus most likely walked....

2006-08-29 05:00:02 · answer #5 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 1 2

That's the same thing people saw back then.
I am sure it was a reef or a sandbar and the people flipped out...

2006-08-29 05:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Judge Smails 3 · 0 0

he said yes, yes taco with beer

2006-08-29 05:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by aynjel12002 1 · 0 0

The gospel is foolishness to them that are perishing

2006-08-29 06:42:34 · answer #8 · answered by wisdom 4 · 0 0

Go away, mama luka boo boo day.

2006-08-29 05:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by chris p 6 · 0 0

I reported this as it's disrespectful to Mexicans

2006-08-29 05:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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