Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Take away the right to say "f@ck" and you take away the right to say, "F@ck the government." ---Lenny Bruce (1925-1966) American comic Or F@ck AOL! -- By Willy
Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up with a penis for a day By Willy
1. Immediately call Martha Stewart to ask if it's normal, to be so small (having only seen them erect), to bend left or right, and to recommend a penis implant doctor.
2. Hang up the phone when she discovers by playing with it; it's starting to grow.
3. Discover the joy of peeing standing up; even if a little drips on ya shoes.
4. Discover her Thongs, G-string and even panties arent enough to cover it.
5. Also find out her slinky butt-hugging jeans, that fit so nicely, ain't got room.
6. Go shopping, to buy boxers and regular jeans, find there's a shoe sale at the mall...
7. Become VERY Popular with her lesbian girlfriends.
8. Bust a nut, and fall asleep, get woken up by a g/f slapping it saying where do the batteries go?
9. Sit around and watch porn while stroking the lil fella.
10. Forget all about that damned G-spot!!!
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2006-08-29 04:44:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
By Willy I wrote this myself inspired by Sue Chief's reply to Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a vagina for a day posted here search for it!
2006-08-29 04:45:09 · update #1
buy the dirtiest porn mag and find out what jo-ing is like
get head- see what all the damn big fuss is about
screw a nice tight -umm-meow-!
screw a man
scratch my balls constantly and see why it grosses women out.
figure out how to blow myself
find out what a pee h/o is...
find out if women really look at men's crotches (heck, i do!)
spend one day being 18
spend another being 50
make a plaster cast like back in the day
scratch some more
screw a women up against a wall
tie up a woman and torture her with my erect member (member a what, the lion's club, the elks??).
have sex with two women, see what its like "to watch".(and why it turns a lot of men on)
spend an entire day having autoerotic fun before my 24 hours is up
k?
happy bluesman?
mizblooze56
horney now. damn it!
oh..one mo thang- wake up a black man, and see just how big they are really.
2006-08-29 14:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by mizblooze56 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny list but, I think instead of calling Martha Stewart the first thing she would do is call all her girl friends to come check it out. Also I think she would be to busy getting it blown and played with to bother trying on her butt-hugging jeans much less go shopping.
2006-08-29 14:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you forgot find out what so fasinating about getting a bj
2006-08-29 11:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no way you wrote these because i've read these before â¥
2006-08-30 12:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-29 11:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-30 14:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay...
2006-08-29 12:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋